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Sunday, October 28, 2007

Haunted House for Sale



The following blog is 100% fictional. Sorry to disappoint those who were actually looking for a real haunted house:

Eerie-sistible Deal! Excellent location, private and quiet!
Backs up to cemetery, incredible views of graveyards from your master deadroom.

4 Deadrooms and 2.5 Batts with room for batminton tournaments
Features ghostly apparitions and footsteps after midnight. Hardwood floors and hand textured walls have appearing and disappearing blood stains after midnight.

Floating furniture and threadmill in exorcist room may convey depending on offer.

Interested parties, please contact Ghouldilocks to arrange viewing, she has access with her special spoo-key.